[He doesn't mind this banter, really. It's familiar, something becoming much more familial as time goes on. Nero slowly considers his words, thinks of how exactly to counter this whole thing- because Vergil very well knows that he can block and counter just fine. He's simply trying to be an ass.]
yeah yeah and you know i can block a sword its not that hard and reading is nbd honestly i do it all the time in battle why does it matter
You're right. It's not that hard; you have no excuse.
[ Oh god though. He's aging the more Nero says. ]
That is not reading your enemy. That is running in headfirst and hitting things until they stop moving. If you applied some finesse to your strategy, you would receive far fewer wounds. Both you and Dante are flashy fighters — if you must put on a show, use it to your advantage. Distract them, decipher their movements, and predict where they will be next.
What are you talking about. Reading comprehension is not a skill that just vanishes. You can be obtuse, but you are not Dante. Cease this foolishness, Nero.
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yeah yeah
and you know i can block a sword
its not that hard
and reading is nbd honestly
i do it all the time in battle
why does it matter
[Your son's strategy for enemies, Vergil.]
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[ Oh god though. He's aging the more Nero says. ]
That is not reading your enemy. That is running in headfirst and hitting things until they stop moving.
If you applied some finesse to your strategy, you would receive far fewer wounds. Both you and Dante are flashy fighters — if you must put on a show, use it to your advantage. Distract them, decipher their movements, and predict where they will be next.
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i suddenly cant read
[HAVE FUN FIGURING THAT ONE OUT, DAD]
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What are you talking about. Reading comprehension is not a skill that just vanishes.
You can be obtuse, but you are not Dante. Cease this foolishness, Nero.
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you just killed it
[Excuse him he's gonna start laughing, he'll be here for a while.]
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I've killed Mariah Carey.
Does this mean you can read again?