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[sassery]

SUBJECT: CAN HAZ CHEEZBRGR? STATUS: DELIVERED

  SENDER: $USERNAME
  RECEIPIENT: $DEVILBREAKER

"Look, I'm out. Leave a message if you want, I'll probably get back to you. P.S. If you understand this, send memes- my life is over my crops are dying."

ATTACHMENT: //DOGE.EXT

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[karmacomecalling]

Awwww, why nooooooooot? [He gives him big, pleading, shiny puppy dog eyes. Hands clasped to his chin. So innocent.] Everybody loves a bonfire! Pleeeease?

[Okay that's enough of that. He gives the pan a toss and starts setting up the rest of the goods. Kettle on, gotta whisk the eggs...]

Fighting kids? On an island? [He's about to ask if Nero grew up with those Lord of the Flies kids when he starts in on electricity and plumbing, so nix to that idea. Thankfully.] How's it more medieval when you've already got cars on the island? Do you joust with them?

Anyway, I was on TV all the time! Me and my sibs. So you've missed out, clearly. I hope all that fighting was worth it.