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SUBJECT: CAN HAZ CHEEZBRGR? STATUS: DELIVERED
SENDER: $USERNAME
RECEIPIENT: $DEVILBREAKER
RECEIPIENT: $DEVILBREAKER
"Look, I'm out. Leave a message if you want, I'll probably get back to you.
P.S. If you understand this, send memes- my life is over my crops are dying."
ATTACHMENT: //DOGE.EXT
ATTACHMENT: //DOGE.EXT
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"This was left for you at the front desk a few moments ago," they say. "I'm afraid I didn't get the name of the person who left it, but they wanted to make sure it got to you." ]