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SUBJECT: CAN HAZ CHEEZBRGR? STATUS: DELIVERED

  SENDER: $USERNAME
  RECEIPIENT: $DEVILBREAKER

"Look, I'm out. Leave a message if you want, I'll probably get back to you. P.S. If you understand this, send memes- my life is over my crops are dying."

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[sassery]

[Okay, this is weird, but Nero actually laughs at it a little. Yakko's like this overactive hyper teen, and Nero has a lot of experience with those kind of kids.]

So you're used to just randomly showing up at someone's place to offer pancakes at midnight?

[Definitely not the weirdest thing he's ever heard. That whole... disappearing/reappearing thing as if he's made of liquid is certainly new though.]

Nero. Can't exactly say I've heard of a Warner, but good to meet you.

[karmacomecalling]

[Man, everyone here was so agreeable. What was in the water back home that no one was happy to see them?

Or it could be that Yakko's going too soft on these folks. So sue him. It's hard to muster that same mischievous thrill without his two favorite hellions to help out. What's he left with now? Alienating the world, becoming hardened? Grizzled? A vengeful anti-hero who trusts no one but the adamantium claws that sprout between his knuckles?

No thank you. Although being Hugh Jackman would give him a delightful Broadway voice.]

No, I'm just used to sharing them. That's all. But I always show up when least expected! [He gives a happy hum, flipping the first batch. They're tipped to the side so he can lay down a couple strips of bacon.] Nero? Wow. I was told we already had a Caesar, but this is incredible. Who's next? Caligula?

[Let's hope not.]

And how come you've never heard of a Warner? What were you doing Saturday mornings as a kid? Watching Good Morning America?

[sassery]

Yeah, well, I'm not about to burn the city down or anything or throw around ridiculous shit about the Olympics, hate to break it to you.

[He's kidding- also, that batch already smells amazing???? Yakko please, how are you even real.]

Saturday mornings? Fighting other kids, probably. [A beat, no he is not kidding with that, actually.] Let's just say the island I live on is pretty much backwards. Got electricity, plumbing, and cars- but no other distractions. Also a more medieval look to it. [He's not gonna mention Fortuna basically hosts a cult, here, even if the more dangerous part of that's disappeared five years ago.] Whatever I was supposed to be doing is definitely not what Fortuna did.

[karmacomecalling]

Awwww, why nooooooooot? [He gives him big, pleading, shiny puppy dog eyes. Hands clasped to his chin. So innocent.] Everybody loves a bonfire! Pleeeease?

[Okay that's enough of that. He gives the pan a toss and starts setting up the rest of the goods. Kettle on, gotta whisk the eggs...]

Fighting kids? On an island? [He's about to ask if Nero grew up with those Lord of the Flies kids when he starts in on electricity and plumbing, so nix to that idea. Thankfully.] How's it more medieval when you've already got cars on the island? Do you joust with them?

Anyway, I was on TV all the time! Me and my sibs. So you've missed out, clearly. I hope all that fighting was worth it.