inbox.

[sassery]

SUBJECT: CAN HAZ CHEEZBRGR? STATUS: DELIVERED

  SENDER: $USERNAME
  RECEIPIENT: $DEVILBREAKER

"Look, I'm out. Leave a message if you want, I'll probably get back to you. P.S. If you understand this, send memes- my life is over my crops are dying."

ATTACHMENT: //DOGE.EXT

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$mephistopheles

[pompoused]

you wanna be tied up with a rope? 'cause you look knotty.

ACTION!! so upset Lucio popped this cherry before me...bursts into tears

[karmacomecalling]

[The downsides of living the bachelor life are infinite. Let's not mince words here. Yakko hates it. Loathes it. He can hear his own breathing and it's too loud. He needs buzzsaws, broken watermelons, TV marathons! Indoor rollercoasters! Pie fights! An oil painting renaissance!

Life's just no fun on his own. Who is he supposed to share midnight pancakes with?!

Which is why at approximately 12:35am on a Monday night, there comes a rustling from the kitchen in a neighbor's apartment. If inspected, they'll find it curiously empty. Though the kitchen sink faucet is dripping something fierce.

Once approached, something balloons out of it — something horrid, something unknowable, inhuman, relentless!!]

Hellooooooo~

[It's happy to see you.]

a delivery

[killuas]

(killua always walks without a single sound, too used to not call attention to himself, so he's not particularly worried about being caught. it's been a while already since the casino fiasco, and due to the fact killua has electrocuted nero a bunch, an apology is in order. cautiously, killua leaves a basket in front of nero's door, containing several different sweets and snacks, as well as a message written in a strange alphabet.)

I'm sorry for the mess, and thank you.

06/04

[datamods]

One of the Qubit House staff comes by to deliver ONE BOOLEAN to you!

"This was left for you at the front desk a few moments ago," they say. "I'm afraid I didn't get the name of the person who left it, but they wanted to make sure it got to you." ]